- me: Oh god it's time to get up.
- me: ugh clothing
- me: Ugh hair
- me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
- me: oh god I hate this place
- me: no I don't like you leave me alone
- me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
- me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
- me: Nice ass
- me: the fuck you lookin at?
- me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
- me: Please just shut up
- me: YES HOME
- me: YES INTERNET
- me: YES BED
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
this is the best thing EVER
Oh my gosh it is perfect to watch with any fast Ke$ha song, I am dying XD
- me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me: i'ma read the back of this.
- me: lather, rinse, repeat?
- me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
- me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
- me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
- me: did i already wash my hair?
- me: i think i did but i don't remember.
- me: i'ma do it again.
- me: FUCK I REPEATED.
- me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
- me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
- me: i bet it's awkward.
- me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
- me: okay time to get out.
- me: where the fuck is my towel.
Biggest Drama Queen:
Best Friends Forever:
Most Likely to Stay the Same:
Most Likely to Get Married:
Most Likely to Run the World:
Most Likely to Succeed:
Most Likely to Sleep in Class:
Most Likely to Get in a Fight:
*comes downstairs for school*
Mom: oh a headband, I hear those are really popular
Me: *takes off headband, drops it on floor and puts on zebra hat*
Don’t compare me to those clones people refer to as “normal”
world’s shortest horror story:
“this is the last legend of zelda game.”
- most bands: don't illegally download our music you pricks
- of mice & men: as soon as you get home, i want you to illegally download every song we've ever written
- josh franceschi: I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU IMBECILES ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC FUCK THE LABEL THEY CAN SUCK MY PENIS
- Simple Plan: Bought that shit? Stole that shit? We don't care, you have it and that's what matters.
- Ed Sheeran: Whether you bought it or not, thank you for listening to my album and my music.
- Alex Gaskarth: -leaks own album-
- pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful than hot
- me: i'll take what i can get
I don’t know if anyone has watched Spirited away, but if you have, you’ll know what I mean when I say the fat radish spirit makes me smile every time I see him.
And his little dance is just magnificent.